Bitch, please ...

There is a serious gossip girl in me waiting to speak her mind every now and then. It usually happens after flipping through some trashy magazines and online gossip-sites which should leave me totally untouched ... but they never do. I am a junky and I know it.
Could somebody explain me the appeal of a gay-scene among some heterosexual women? What is the deal here? Even when I was single (and therefore always interested in finding someone new and exciting) I never considered a night in "Angel" being a great way to spend my valuable free time. Just boring. And totally unprofitable. And do not tell me that girls just "wanna have fun" and dance and feel free. That is never the goal when you are on your own and already in your 30's. You are always fishing around, always looking, always trying to score. Yes, you are. You can dance your ass off in a gay-club, but when the music stops you'll be sharing a cab with some DD (Drunk and Disappointed) pretty boy and going to bed alone. I have some wonderful friends who happen to be gay and are great fun to be with, but hanging around with them seven days/nights a week would have made me join the convent. Especially here, in Estonia, I feel like heterosexual men are so often intimidated by gays and tend to project that intimidation also to women who enjoy the gay-circle. Maybe I have totally misunderstood the whole thing, but if you are out there to get your man (Enough with the hypocrisy, you are) forget your gays and go to the pub instead.
Words of wisdom spread again ... and as always, don't take me too seriously. If you are - I am not to blame.
P.S I almost forgot. I have a new crush (so to speak). I definitely don't have a "type", because AS is everything my other guys are not and vice versa.

Photo: Men's Journal via ONTD