Monday, August 25, 2014

Expect the Unexpected

You know I am the least likely person to rave about a skincare product, but girl - you have to try this!
As I had trouble sleeping while in the country with kids, I came upon a Youtube beauty vlogger Nicole Guerriero and created a habit of watching her videos at nights. She is a really cool chick plus gives great advice without any BS. You know "Best drugstore beauty products" and so on. She is highly entertaining (could and should have a great career as a stand up comedian) and very useful for someone like me who needs to hear about something from firsthand experience rather than blown-out-of-the-proportion ad talk.
So she had a video about her skincare routine ... No, that was another one. Anyway, she had a video where she showed the face masks she liked best and she literally (btw, I hate the overuse of that word everywhere, but I have to because she really did that) sang praises to a product called "GlamGlow" Supermud which was supposed to be the best purifier out there.
And just couple of days later I discovered they sell "GlamGlow" here as well, hurrah!
It is pricey as hell, but worth every cent. My skin (and I have a bad skin, a really bad skin) has never felt better and the results were seen after the first time I used it. You can use it as a mask for your whole face (avoid the eyes!) or just as a spot/blemish treatment and sleep on it.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

This Kiss

Ma ootasin juba ammu, millal see juhtub. 
Sest olin veendunud, et juhtumata see ei jää. Ja nii oligi.
Mis puutub väitesse nagu oleks presidendiproua eraelu tema isiklik asi ning see, kus ja kuidas õnnetu printsess konna kuningapojaks suudleb, ei tohiks laiadele massidele üldse korda minna, siis ... nojah. Paraku on nii president kui tema kallis kaasa naha ja karvadega rahva omad, meeldib see neile või mitte. Ja pereväärtusi propageerivate organisatsioonide patrooniks olles ei ole vist kõige parem välja näidata, et käige ainult minu sõnade, mitte minu tegude järgi. 
Seisus kohustab. 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Just messing around

Ready to pitch these (imaginary) reality shows
1. Butt Battle: Kim Kardashian vs. Nicki Minaj
2. Diaper Genie Diaries: Justin Bieber
Considering how dumb the most popular reality shows are these 2 will stand out big time, don't you think? I mean if you are more than willing to watch some fat woman lose like 150 grams and be excited about it then comparing butt notes with Nicki Minaj would be an ultimate bliss. 

Kuhu suvi jäi?

Mitte ühelgi varasemal aastal pole suvi nii lühike olnud. Ausalt. Tähendab see nüüd seda, et olen äkki vanaks jäänud või on tõesti kalendris mingid mulle märkamata jäänud muutused läbi viidud. Kas mitte paar päeva tagasi ei olnud hooaja lõpupidu või jaanipäev ja laulupidu oleks küll nagu eile olnud? 
Ehk on asi ka selles, et oleme sel suvel kummaliselt paiksed olnud ja Viitnalt ainult mõned korrad Põlvasse põiganud? On, mis on, september saabub ootamatult ning teadmine, et juba mõne päeva pärast peab lapse lasteaeda viima ja ise linna kolima, ei vaimusta sugugi. Pealegi, isegi pika suve järel, ei suuda ma sügisesse heldimusega suhtuda. Pushkin Pushkiniks, lehesadu ja kuldsed puuvõrad ... tegelikult pole see ikkagi muu kui piinav eelmäng kuid kestvale külmale ja niiskele ligalögale, mida miskipärast talveks kutsutakse.

Ahjaa, head taasiseseisvumispäeva!
Mis miskipärast seostub mul kohe sellega, et meie president on viimasel ajal Twitteris nii aktiivne, et mul tekib kahtlus, kas tema kontot mitte mõni nõunik ei halda. Isegi Kim Kardashiani Instagrammis pole nii palju postitusi per tund kui @IlvesToomas säutsuda jaksab. Less might really be more in this case ...